Miranda July

Restless Hips

Cheap food, strength training, a book rec, a new Beguiled call, SHOE DISCOVERY, grains and so. much. more

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July 2026

Thank you for coming

To Miranda July and Juan Garcia‘s Goodbye Garden Party

Jul 27 • Miranda July

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Exquisite Mariposa: Juan's Garden

A history that ends with an invitation

Jul 21 • Miranda July

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June 2026

"my fear of not feeling anything (physically, emotionally)"

Two Job Opportunities, Hermès, A Mini Beguiled, A Shirt and Panties I Bought Recently, A Fun Game, an Estate Sale, Qi Gong, Fraggles and A Free Logo…

Jun 6 • Miranda July

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May 2026

Ah, the truth reveals itself…

Ketamine, a sleep remedy, sextortion, burnout, update from Lisa Hanawalt and so. much. more.

May 21 • Miranda July

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April 2026

It definitely wasn’t like we were gonna kiss, but it was a weird feeling

From my diary

Apr 28 • Miranda July

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Beguiled #2: Lucky

The "dating service for one person at a time" returns

Apr 21 • Miranda July

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Existentially Pathetic

plus: Jibz Cameron! Care! A pee video!

Apr 7 • Miranda July

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March 2026

Surely one of us was bluffing

The newest report on how much time a divorced parent spends with their new lover

Mar 25 • Miranda July

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BEGUILED #1

Cupid pulls back his bow and the grand experiment begins

Mar 13 • Miranda July

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This Gleaming Circle of Ribbon

Update on Beguiled. I buy a cream blouse and sell a cream couch. The house of my former life. Childhood bedwetting shame.

Mar 9 • Miranda July

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February 2026

Beguiled

A dating service (also: my new house)(also: impeachment day)

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